Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Farmville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
keeping me amused while i'm home sick...