Thursday, June 2, 2011

texts from last night

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

I wonder if u can grow weed on Farmville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

keeping me amused while i'm home sick...

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